[Варг Лайано]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO GET, THIS DONE.

DID THEY SEND ME HOMEWORK?

WHEN I ASKED, FOR NONE.

YOU’RE THE SADDEST SPEECH, I EVER WROTE,

BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE I’M THROUGH,

MISTER I’LL, GET AN A, BECAUSE OF YOU.

BORING AS AN ESSAY,

BUT MUCH SHORTER IN LENGTH,

ONCE I GET IN FOCUS,

YOU WILL BE GREAT.

YOU’RE A WORDLESS, PALE BLANK DOCUMENT,

AND I HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE,

SOMEHOW I’LL, MAKE A SPEECH, OUT OF YOU.

I’M NEVER GONNA GET THIS DONE,

SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE GRADES I KNEW THEN,

BOY WAS I FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR PROCRAST-INATING,

THIS THING’S GOT ME STRESSED TO DEATH,

HOPE HE DOESN’T GIVE ME AN F!

NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO FOCUS.

(GET THIS DONEEE)

I MUST BE SWIFT AS A FAST TYPEWRITER,

(GET THIS DONEE)

WITH ALL THE FOCUS OF THE DALI LAMA,

(GET THIS DONEE)

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH IN MY BOLDEST COFFEE,

I’LL BE UP PAST THE SETTING OF THE MOOOONN.

TIME IS RACING TOWARDS ME,

TILL MY SPEECH, IS DUE.

FOLLOW EVERY ORDER,

ON THE RUB-RICCCC.

I’M UNSUITED FOR,

THE RAGE OF CLASS,

SO DELETE, ERASE, I’M THROUGH,

HOW COULD I MAKE AN A, OUT OF YOU?

(GET THIS DONEEE)

I MUST BE SWIFT AS A FAST TYPEWRITER,

(GET THIS DONEE)

WITH ALL THE FOCUS OF THE DALI LAMA,

(GET THIS DONEE)

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH IN MY BOLDEST COFFEE,

I’LL BE UP PAST THE SETTING OF THE MOOOONN.

Cколько, сколько можно ржать?

@темы: (с), сергиев приход

Comments

[Чиффа Алик]

Иди под стол!
Займись вокалом!

... Илюша...

[Варг Лайано]

Чиффа Алик,
под столом плохо петь!!!

[Чиффа Алик]

Варг Лайано, раскрой челюсти! Расслабь горло!

[Гость]

[Countess of poison]

[Варг Лайано]

Чиффа Алик,
Там плохая акустика!!!
Гость,
Это песенка из Мулан переделанная!
Countess of poison,
пиздец же, да???